My apologies: I have had only intermittent contact with the world wide web for a few days now because it has been #jeezley cold! We came home from shopping (because one needs food) to find an amazing cable guy kneeling in our ditch outside a grey box.
We brought him in and warmed him up and gave him coffee and then he went back to work, so we have internet.
My only hope is that the weather does as as predicted by this video:
You remember that snowflake in hell that your parents mentioned?
It won’t happen this weekend.